Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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