sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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