You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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