You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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