Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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