so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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