Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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