He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You were trust falling into bushes
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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