whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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