I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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