Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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