sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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