OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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