We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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