Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We just shotgunned beers for America
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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