how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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