better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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