i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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