Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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