Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
