Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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