I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
