Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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