zippers are such a cool invention
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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