thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
