So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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