I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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