I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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