And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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