I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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