chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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