you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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