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Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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