office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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