normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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