just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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