just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it glows. i had to have it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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