it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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