I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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