all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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