Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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