Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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