I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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