I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
