just tell him i said nine months
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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