Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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