i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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