I bet he comes in French.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I believe in your delicious
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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