you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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