I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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