I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
