So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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